Behold! Tarkus!

You've seen sites spouting their list of the worst album covers ever (i.e., this one - - http://porktornado.diaryland.com/albumcover.html), but mark my words underling, ALL ALBUM COVERS MUST BOW BEFORE "TARKUS."

Featuring a glorious rampaging Armadillo-tank, and unleashing songs like "Aquatarkus" and "Bitches Crystal" (sic), Emerson, Lake & Palmer have created not so much an album, as an edict . . . a manifesto . . . a prophecy.

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